Are you a listless intellectual malcontent or just run of the mill?
a) Being a MySpace celebrity
b) Participating in the European Universities Debating Championships
c) Doing work experience for the publishing house Bloomsbury
a) As Salinger for the Snapchat generation.
b) A titan of Irish literature.
c) I don’t care if no one remembers me. It’s of simply no interest to me whatsoever.
a) So fun! I once got invited to a party with Liam Payne
b) A bit annoying but at least I am able to share my art with the world.
c) Hell. In capitalism, there are no winners.
Paul Mescal and Daisy Edgar-Jones in Conversations with Friends on the BBC
a) The class structures of our society
c) My overwhelming self-loathing means I always sabotage my own happiness
a) Styled twice a month
c) The source of all of my power
a) Looking miserable by the pool
b) Feeling Things at an open-air vegetable market
c) Clandestine affairs with married men
If you got: 1. b; 2. c; 3. a; 4. c; 5. all of the above; 6. c; 7. all of the above - congratulations, you are a Sally Rooney character
If you got: Anything else - what are you doing here? You might as well be on Love Island
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